Zero value guaranteed · Certified waste of money · No refunds. obviously. · 100% useless · Your accountant hates us · Est. right now · Zero value guaranteed · Certified waste of money · No refunds. obviously. · 100% useless · Your accountant hates us · Est. right now ·
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$2
Bad joke
One AI-generated joke. Probably about your life choices.
$5
Cringe poem
A poem about how you just wasted $5. It rhymes badly.
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$10
Life roast
3 sentences roasting your decision to spend $10 on nothing.
$20
Certificate
Official cert of financial irresponsibility. Printable. Shameful.
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